2023 Dead Pool

A good IPA is good beer, the recent trend to “let’s shove as much bitterness as we can into this Triple/Quadruple IPA” is just people drinking shit beer because it’s the cool thing to do.

I can’t wait until malt liquor gets popular with that same crowd.

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Speaking of IPAs [sound of beer can cracking open]

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Uh, what?

The recent beer trend is to shove as much powdered hops in beer as possible to make a juice bomb. The bitter IPA craze got passed by hazy IPAs years and years ago.

Triple IPAs are just clown beers that breweries make occasionally to prove they can.

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I thought the latest craze is fruity IPAs. Seems like they’re everywhere.

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If you go to Limeyland and have an IPA, it’s just a nice pint o’ bitter that’s slightly more…ummm…bitter, and the ABV is 4% max. I don’t know why US microbrewers decided instead to make chewable death brews and badge them as IPAs.

My fridge beer is Founder’s “All Day IPA”, which has an ABV of 4.7% and just over 40 IBUs. It’s also $18 for a 15-pack at HEB, so it checks a number of boxes. I will literally drink this stuff all day. It gets you drunk, but it takes a while; i.e. you’re not being carried out halfway through your second.

Fruit IPAs are just an abomination.

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I like that I can buy a 18 pack of Hopadillo for $22.00 at H-E-B. For me, that’s a good keep in the 'fridge ready to drink beer.

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That used to be my go-to at home - and often times outside too - but at 6.6% ABV it’s pretty punchy.

I usually keep a 12 pack of some variation of Samuel Adams in the fridge.

I like the Summer Ale and Winter Ale and a slew of their other seasonal offerings.

The Cherry Wheat is great but I haven’t been able to find it in a few years.

Have no idea what the IBU or ABV is.

I’m gonna have me one as soon as I finish this cup of PG Tips.

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You’re free to buy whatever you like, but that’s lining the pockets of AB InBev, who are doing everything they can to snuff out craft beer.

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Fair enough. It’s just not my style of beer.

eta: nod to @Limey, “Chewable Death Brew” is an outstanding band name.

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A few years ago some buddies and I were sharing a gondola ride in Colorado.

One of my friends mentions something about a brewpub or whatnot.

The guy across from us growls “you Americans and your fucking craft beer…”

Turns out he was an engineer for Guinness.

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Mark knows more than a little about craft beer.

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I probably purchase more beer from Real Ale Bottling Company (I really like their Devil’s Backbone). It was a sad day in the craft world when Karbach was purchased. I justify it by rationalizing I’m helping to keep some Houstonians employed rather than just increasing the coffers of AB InBev.

Real Ale makes some great stuff. Devils’ Backbone is a good one, but a few bottles of that and it’s night night time.

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Yup, Devil’s Backbone will sneak up on you and kick your ass.

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Your ass if you’re lucky.

But it’s named like such a light hearted good time!

Way back when I was living in New York I used to buy the Brooklyn Brewery beers fairly regularly. Brooklyn Lager was a go-to. This is before things got out of hand and they started brewing 749 different beers. They had only a few different products at the time, and one day I saw one called India Pale Ale. Back then there wasn’t such a thing as IPA, you had to spell it out. Anyway I bought a six pack and one night I got into it. Back then I was way yonder too stupid to know to look at the alcohol content on a beer bottle or can. So I drank a normal amount as I was sitting there doing whatever I was doing back then, probably either listening to music or arguing with you goons over the internet, maybe both. So after three or four or however many I got up to go to the bathroom and no lie I damn near fell over. I was astonished.

Back then nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter, you’d say!

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