2021 roster

I hope this turns out to be all it is. I get nervous when they say “forearm strain.”

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Lower arm discomfort

Nervous? I immediately assume TJS

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I think I do also, MM, when they say “forearm.”

Apparently, it isn’t the same area of the forearm that is normally associated with TJS. At least that is what I took from what I heard. Guess we’ll have to see how it plays out.

Flexor (very bad) versus Pronator (less bad) muscles. I’m sure one of the lawyers on here can explain this to us:

Lawyers can explain anything if you pay them enough

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Yeah, we charge by the word.

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That’s why we talk to much.

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FIFY

Be sure to bill for that.

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On behalf of all junior associates whose lowest-stress hours come from editing briefs, I say to everyone above me on the org chart: typo away.

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Man, what firm makes you do that crap? I had a 5th Circuit argument my first year and wrote and signed the appellate brief too.

Hah, I’d probably phrase it as “lets” more than “makes”. Editing hours are a nice occasional break from the real work.

I hope y’all aren’t going to bill me for this discussion.

That’ll be three (3) beers at the Flying Saucer, sir.

I would have had to charge you for that extra letter.

Oh, I know how you charge.

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Ugh. Yordan Alvarez is back in the health and safety protocols

I bring rum and a live chicken for Fauci to rid the team of COVID.

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