World Series Game 5: Astros vs. Everyone and the Void

Swanson – strike 1, strike 2, curve misses in 1-2, fouls curve off still 1-2, grounds out 6-3. Correa with a pirouette and a bullet.

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Okay, these two chuckleheads are just bunt drunk.

Suggesting Davidson should try and bunt for a hit with nobody on.

Hey numbnutses, you don’t want you pitcher trying to beat out a bunt for a hit if you can help it.

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At least they don’t let David Ortiz call the game. I have no idea what he is saying half the time.

I’m shocked they’re gonna run Davidson back out for a second time through the order.

I guess they want more pitchers to pull hamstrings or calf/quad muscles.

Framber looked much better that inning.

For Brantley/Alvarez? Thought he was gone too.

Bottom 2

Valdez pitching

Swanson – strike 1, strike 2, curve misses in 1-2, fouls curve off still 1-2, grounds out 6-3. Correa with a pirouette and a bullet.

Davidson –strikes out on 3 pitches.

Soler – 1-1, fouls curve off 1-2, breaks bat grounds out 6-3.

Dumbfuck grandfatther went and popped a hammy doing soccer things with grandson over the weekend. Surprisingly, I can no longer do the same things I could do 45 years ago.

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Score still 4-2? I’m out With the kids trick-or-treating

Altuve not ready to hit 2-0

Altuve flailing 2-1

Yes. Framber actually cruised through the 2nd.

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You’ll enjoy hearing that Buck called that a “good pitch”. It was a curve 6 inches outside that was never a strike that Altuve wildly swung at.

Can we please try to steal a base off of this terrible catcher?

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Poor Brantley. He’s never going to another home run. Ever.

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That is a good pitch if Altuve is up.

Ball four. Thanks.

Swanson with the HUGE gift after Altuve goes subterranean swinging at ball 4.

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Well, that was a great trade. Altuve swung a ball four and Fuckface Swansong booted it so he still got on.