World Series Game 5: Astros vs. Everyone and the Void

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Davidson pitching
Altuve – ball 1, ball low 2-0, FB catches inside corner 2-1, swings and misses at big curve 2-2. Fouls off a curve still 2-2, ball in 3-2, hits low FB to Swanson who juggles it. E6.

When they give you an opportunity, you have to capitalize.

Make em pay

Altuve doesn’t steal bags anymore.

Which makes ZERO sense.

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He doesn’t do a lot of things he used to do offensively. He thinks he’s a home run hitter.

He’s gone from a guy that could hit to all fields and steal 30 bases to a dead pull hitter that thinks of himself as a middle of the order bat.

Altuve better be running here 3-2

Table set for Correa…

Brantley is the most cautious walk-taker I’ve ever seen.

He goes WELL out of his way to not show up the ump.

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Davidson pitching. Altvue on first thanks to Swanson.

Brantley – breaking ball misses 1-0, breaking ball catches inside corner 1-1, breaking ball in dirt 2-1, FB low 3-1, breaking ball low and outside. Walks. Two on.

Pitching change.

Chavez is imminently hittable.

“Are you sure, Mr. Umpire?”

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When life gives you lemons, say “fuck you, life, I don’t need your stupid lemons, I’m going to hit homers”

Wow. Patterson out at TCU.

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These are the moments that can swing things around.

Correa needs to find his inner Beltran right about now.

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We’re burying his glove in the outfield?

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Nobody wants to be the last one scheduling interviews.

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When life gives you lemons, make limoncello after a big bowl of ossobuco

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Jesus Fucking Christ, Barrett! That’s 4 inches outside.