World Series Game 1: Houston vs Everyone

Missed a hanger.

He hung the third one.

Or at least left it up.

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Rat farts!

Hit that hard.

We need some serious fucking magic from the top of the order here.

Alright, Altuve: Unfuck yourself at the plate, pronto.

One good AB, Jose.

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Please, Altuve…don’t stomp your tiny little dick

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Well, one tiny little dick, stomped.

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Up to Mike

If your gonna swing at that bender at least wait on it.

Damnit, Altuve: What happened to the guy that would spit on such a shift?

Rollin rollin rollin over

I’m beginning to think we’re not gonna win this.

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Looking K, looking K, pop to pitcher, swinging K, 2 hopper to short. Helluva day at the office.

Well, go get em tomorrow. It’s kind of a must win.

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With a runner on 3rd

Rollin’’ (over) on the river

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Two hopper to short when a ground ball to 2B is a single.

Last World Series home win was Game 5 in 2017. 0-5 since.