Missed a hanger.
He hung the third one.
Or at least left it up.
Rat farts!
Hit that hard.
We need some serious fucking magic from the top of the order here.
Alright, Altuve: Unfuck yourself at the plate, pronto.
One good AB, Jose.
Please, Altuve…don’t stomp your tiny little dick
Well, one tiny little dick, stomped.
Up to Mike
If your gonna swing at that bender at least wait on it.
Damnit, Altuve: What happened to the guy that would spit on such a shift?
Rollin rollin rollin over
I’m beginning to think we’re not gonna win this.
Looking K, looking K, pop to pitcher, swinging K, 2 hopper to short. Helluva day at the office.
Well, go get em tomorrow. It’s kind of a must win.
With a runner on 3rd
Rollin’’ (over) on the river
Two hopper to short when a ground ball to 2B is a single.
Last World Series home win was Game 5 in 2017. 0-5 since.