Good job, Jake
Dotted the fuck up.
Nice, Jake
Jakey O has got some fight in him!
Astros’ offense: Let’s have a big inning here and score a lot of runs.
Now how about a decent run through the heart of the order.
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From what I can tell, a foundational key to Odorizzi’s success is throwing pitches in the general vicinity of the strike zone. Seems like something the starters might want to emulate.
I believe there’s a Finnish term for it: quitfuckingaroond.
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Maldonado and Altuve let Minter and his defense off the hook making 2 outs on 4 pitches. They need to tear up this bullpen starting now.
Dammit
Had a pitch to crush and missed it
Crap.
Come on Bregman: Act like you want to hit this at bat.
Bregman is a mere shadow of his former self.
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Rosario’s goatee is some third grade create-your-avatar shit.
Do you want to fucking hit or not, Alex?
I fucking hate Alex Bregman.
It’s almost like a joke.
I believe that’s a negative.
Yeah fuck that guy and his hot run, He ain’t THAT good.
Apparently not.