B8-
The Juice Box Sound Guy employing a Darth Vader breath between pitches. Because he can.
Castro strikes out.
Again.
2 outs.
B8-
Robel Garcia loops a ball into RF, loses the ball and has to hustle to 1B.
Almost blows a 3 hit night.
B8-
Annnnnnnnd Jose Altuve flies out meekly on 1st pitch to end the 8th for the good guys.
Damnit, Jose.
On to the T9.
Letâs finish this, Astros.
T9-
Javier on to pitch for the Orange Fire.
WooHoo!
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T9-
Curtis Terry strikes out swinging on 3 pitches.
He was made fun of in kindergarten because he couldnât finger paint.
Brock Holt grounds out on 1 pitch to Yuli.
Holt didnât have a date for Prom, btw.
Ibanez strikes out on a nice outside pitch by Javier to end the game.
He sucks because he doesnât return his shopping cart.
Your Houston Astros win 7-3.
Itâs times like this I wish I was still living back in Austin so I could mock my buddies there who are all t-shirt/front-runner/fair-weather stRangers fans that delighted in putting the Astros down in those lean years.
Suck it, arlington and keep the Senators in DC.
Letâs go Astros.
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Good win. Nice job, John S!
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Anything for The Houston Astros Baseball Club, HH.
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Brantley is must-see tv for me. So fun to watch hit.
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