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Let’s play a good game today, boys.
What’s the definition of insanity again?
Right, the top of this order.
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I’d flip Pena and Bregman, but Dusty don’t ask me shit.
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CB Bucknor’s behind the dish today, so there’s that
Javier had a quick 9 pitch 1st.
Stros went 5-3, F8, Yordan single, 5-3
Javier has a quick 8 pitch 2nd.
Tucker rung up on a perfect 3-2 down and out FB. Too close to take.
Hensley rips a single into LF
Chas gets a middle-in 92mph sinker 1-2 and is all over it, 368 ft HR to LCF. Woohoo!
Fun Fact: Chas has 29 HR in his career, that was his 4th to LF, per the booth
Julks made an out somehow
Salazar grounds out 3-U
2-0 Stros after 2
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Dusty gave Miggy a bottle of wine. I thought he didn’t drink anymore. I know he had to deal with issues in the past. Anyway, seems weird.
Hensley 2 run HR
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Anyone else here today?
Fixed it for you
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Yeah I meant McCormick.
2 on for Astros killa Vierling
Crisis averted. 2-1 Astros
I thought you wrote Adstros on purpose as a sort of wry commentary on new uniform developments.
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K, single, SB, 3-U (runner to 3rd), IF hit plates a run. Fucking smallball.
Bloop hit puts runners on the corners with 2 out, Greene steals 2nd, and newly-minted Astro-Killer Vierling flies out down the line in RF.
2-1 Stros
41 pitches through 3 for Javier.
Bucknor just screwed Bregman on 2 straight outside pitches to open the AB, the first really noticeable dipshittery so far.
Pena and Bregman both hit it well but lineout to RF and LF, respectively. Yordan pops a lazy fly to LF, is visibly mad at himself, inning over.
2-1 Stros after 3
If the league had the power to cut the bottom 20-30 percent of the umpires then this whole robo zone shit would go away.
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Sorry my PBP is a bit lacking, but I’m doing stuff while watching…if anyone wants to take over feel free.
The second ‘strike’ to Bregman was at least ten inches off the plate, no exaggeration.
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Abreu just hit one 400+ feet just left of dead center and it’s caught at the wall…Tucker turns on one and hits it 50 feet shorter for a HR down the line to RF
eta: 71 feet shorter per the booth