HAVE YOU EVER FOR ONE MOMENT CONSIDERED THE DEATH RATE IN OXFORD, ENGLAND??? You couldn’t get me to that town on a dare.
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Stay the hell out of Absoroka County, Wy.
I jumped the gun on starting S6 before finishing book 6 because the book has been pretty boring to me. I have not felt the same way about S6. Looking forward to watching the finale tonight.
I remember as a kid watching Perry Mason and thinking Hamilton Burger is the worst fucking lawyer in the history of law.
In Cabot Cove, Maine–a town of population 3,560–there was a murder a week for 12 seasons (appx. 264 deaths), most of which were solved not by local law enforcement but by an unassuming English-teacher-turned-mystery-writer.
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Don’t forget Sparta, Mississippi had a lot of death also.
In the Heart of the Night.
They kick the crazy up a notch in Ep 3. 
There was a police drama set on the island of Jersey. There’s like 50 people who live there.
If I’ve learned anything from TV, it’s not to live in a small town. Too dangerous.
Now I’m going to have to watch “Hot Fuzz”.
… Narp?
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Pure genius.
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Still a multiple times a week quote to this day in my vocab.
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Truth.
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Hot Fuzz is a deep movie.
At least, they didn’t have to deal with the Nazi occupation of St. Gregory in Island at War.
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Fuck it. It’s Friday.
Cornetto Trilogy…ASSEMBLE!
Hopefully, always with the hopeful question mark at the end.
Certainly true if you watch HLN or the ID channel.
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Everyone is up in everyone else’s shit, and they’ll kill you over $25,000 in life insurance or a perceived slight to toothless lover.
I’ll take my chances downtown, thankyouverymuch.
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Mrs Sid told me if I ever didn’t want to be married, just divorce her. No need for murder.
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Mrs Hawk loves true crime shit, and watches ID, which I call “The Murder Channel”, religiously. Seriously though…take all my stuff and have at it. Don’t kill me. I also pointed out that I have both life insurance and accidental death insurance from Big Oil, and it’s double indemnity. She’d do much better if I die on the job than if she poisoned my Grape Nuts.
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