When you want to hire a hitman.
Also: not all oil is created equal
This is very true and meaningful. The average Joe doesnāt realize this.
Stupid dinosaurs
When I turn into oil it will only be the best oil. Top notch.
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More crude than light and sweet would be my guess.
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Decidedly not sour.
You strike me as a tar sand man.
Tar sands are oil shaleās bitch.
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Hold on, I donāt want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.
I donāt carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.
Well, I donāt want Fop, goddamn it! Iām a Dapper Dan man!
It takes a lot of work to turn dilbit into something useful.
Deepwater, fruitcake.
Iāll be a high quality bitumen someday.
The Bidens are corrupt as hell.
Ken Paxton is a piece of shit.
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Joe Biden is a piece of shit.
It amazes me that people have no issues with Apple charging $1,000 for a $14 iPhone, yet expect oil companies to refuse profits. Actually, itās not that amazing.
By this you mean āovercharge customers because they canā.
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