The Inevitable What About The Inevitable You-Know-Who Thread Thread

Fun Fact:

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Holy shit!!
Judge Engoron referenced this passage in a footnote on page 21:

“This statement may suggest influence buying more than savvy investing.”

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Engoron has had it with Team Trump. They kept spewing out Fox News talking points as defenses and the judge kept telling them that they are not valid defenses. They were hanging everything on the weasel words attached to the financial disclosure statements.

They were doing it again in Friday’s hearing and Engoron was at his wit’s end. He actually banged the table, telling Trump’s lawyers “you can’t give someone false information in a business deal, that’s what this case is all about.”

Fun Fact: The balance of the case goes to trial starting Monday. Because of Alina Habba’s incompetence, it’s a bench trial in front of [checks notes] Judge Engoron.

Some Engoron highlights:

Defendants’ arguments that OAG has neither capacity nor standing to sue under Executive Law 63 § (12), and that the disclaimers of non-party accountants Mazars insulate defendants, invoke the time-loop in the film “Groundhog Day.”

In flagrant disregard of prior orders of this Court and the First Department, defendants repeat the untenable notion that disgorgement is unavailable as a matter of law in Executive Law 63 § (12) actions.

Defendants correctly assert that the record is devoid of any evidence of default, breach, late payment, or any complaint of harm…However, that is completely irrelevant.

In rejecting such arguments for the second time, this Court cautioned that “sophisticated counsel should have known better.”…Apparently, the point was not received.

One would not know from reading defendants’ papers that this Court has already twice ruled against these arguments, called them frivolous, and twice been affirmed by the First Department.

Defendants’ conduct in reiterating these frivolous arguments is egregious. We are way beyond the point of “sophisticated counsel should have known better”; we are at the point of intentional and blatant disregard of controlling authority and law of the case.

Defendants’ arguments that the factual record developed in discovery changed the landscape under which standing should be viewed is legally preposterous.

This may be the best, but I’m only at Page 10 so there could be something better:

Exacerbating defendants obstreperous conduct is their continued reliance on bogus arguments, in papers and oral argument. In defendants world: rent regulated apartments are worth the same as unregulated apartments; restricted land is worth the same as unrestricted land; restrictions can evaporate into thin air; a disclaimer by one party casting responsibility on another party exonerates the other party’s lies; the Attorney General of the State of New York does not have capacity to sue or standing to sue (never mind all those cases where the Attorney General has sued successfully) under a statute expressly designed to provide that right; all illegal acts are untimely if they stem from one untimely act; and square footage subjective.

That is a fantasy world not the real world.

“Square footage is subjective”. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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OK, this might be better:

However, defendants’ reliance on these “worthless” disclaimers is worthless. The clause does not use the words “worthless” or “useless” or “ignore” or “disregard” or any similar words . It does not say, “the values herein are what I think the properties will be worth in ten or more years.” Indeed, the quoted language uses the word “current” no less than five times, and the word “future” zero times.

That was one of my favorites.

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And what is weight, really, if not the body’s square footage?

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He also cites the Marx Brothers in a footnote, which seems very meta.

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This may not be the most pithy element of the decision, but the stuff surrounding Mar-a-Lago is astonishing and yet so classically Trump:

  1. Trump gave up the right to use the land on which Mar-a-Lago sits for anything other than a social club.
  2. On that basis, the tax-assessed valuation of MAL from 2011-2021 was $18 million.
  3. In his financial statements during that same period, Trump valued the property at $427 million and $612 million.

The excuse given was that this was what the property would be worth if developed into condos. When this was challenged, because there is no right to use this land for condos, Team Trump claimed that they would do it anyway and then probably prevail in any court challenge.

Pure. Fantasy.

Maybe we have judged the GOP harshly. They are just ignoring crimes by their Republican colleagues (and former colleagues), they want to ignore crimes by Democrats too.

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Next time I apply for a home equity loan, I am going to say that the valuation of my house should be based on the vault full of gold at Ft. Knox being moved to my property.

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Next time I apply for credit, and they ask for the balance outstanding on my mortgage, I’m going to tell them “zero”, because that is what it will be in the future.

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You misspelled Ponzi

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