The Inevitable What About The Inevitable You-Know-Who Thread Thread

Trump has been given an easy ride over pre-trial release in large part because he has substantial real estate holdings in the US. Eh? Oh.

Trump has been making an unnecessarily detailed joke about him fleeing to Russia. He’s getting ready to leg it, and he is telling us because he always does.

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There is an immense amount of infrastructure spending going on in the Unites States. What, exactly, are you talking about? Ukraine?

Some people just refuse to acknowledge facts. Others just don’t have the mental capacity to understand them. You may as well try to explain nuclear fission to your dog. Just don’t be surprised when either of them just licks his balls and stares at you.

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You also need to keep in mind that dipshit the clown up there is probably getting all of his news from Newsmax or something similar. It’s all grief and whining all the time over there because hey, that’s what being a Republican is all about.

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I know, but he had made some progress towards intelligibility, and I was hoping to encourage that. You may call me a dreamer…

Let me give this a shot… /cracks knuckles

Whe Mom was kid 14 time ago 1 always say ]live an let die” cuz ukairne is fin. She say nevr go out to teh boat alones due to all the illegal fish is on it. I hav plenty of friend that say all sorts and they all say. So just all get along.

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Now who can argue with that?

That’s goddamn poetry right there! Poetry, I say!
There’s just one small note: Freezer Rats. There should always be Freezer Rats.

This is even better if you read it in the voice of Jimmy Kimmel impersonating Karl Malone

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I’m surprised to learn that West Virginia supports commercial fishing operations but otherwise all of this makes perfect sense.

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I went with Will Ferrell’s Harry Caray and it was also great.

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That would probably kill me.

Not terribly impressive once you know I’m on currently on a 25 day Shorething Duolingo streak.

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I wasn’t aware there was a Frontier Gibberish setting.

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I was going to go with the Billy Madison quote, but this is far better.

Ukraine support I believe in. Putin is evil IMHO.

And so it begins. The drowning climbing on the heads of others desperately trying to stay afloat.

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There won’t be 19 defendants when this goes to trial. Many, if not a majority will cop pleas.

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There’s one who’s still sitting in jail. It coincidentally happens to be the “black guy”.

Why Is The Only Trump Defendant Sitting in Jail—Black? (yahoo.com)

By the way, Donny RICO sold Mar a Lago to Don Jr. a couple of weeks ago for $422,000,000. About 17 times Zillow’s estimate.