They’ll make that up in a week peddling donations to stop the woks agenda that forced this on them. Fox is laughing right now.
Better known as running up the bill.
War’s over, man. Fox dropped the big one.
I’ll take shit you can’t make up for $500 please Alex.
Maybe they were writing faux-Renaissance Festival English: “this is my nineth turkey leg”
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Did they mention “Ye Olde Book Burning”?
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This is awesome. Diane Feinstein’s ego won’t let her step down, despite being 89 and unable to carry out her duties as Senator for over two months now. In her absence, the Senate Judiciary Committee is at a standstill - which is just what McConnell et al want. They can’t confirm any judges, hold hearings or issue subpoenas.
It’s not like there’s a risk of the seat going to a Republican if she retires, and there were serious questions about her mental acuity prior to this current illness.
If the books sink they’re appropriate, if they float then you burn them.
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Who are you, so learned in the ways of science?
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The spate of people being shot for making harmless mistakes continues.
It’s as if giving a gun to anyone who wants one - without any need for training - was a bad idea.
I assumed that was common knowledge
I’m a walking target. I’m not sure how many times I’ve walked up to the wrong white camry.
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What else floats in water?
Churches!
Little tiny rocks!
I’ve done even worse: we have a black Ford Escape and I was coming out of a convenience store not really paying attention and I got into the first black SUV I saw. Once I sat down I noticed the seat was back way farther than I keep it and my phone wasn’t in the cup holder. Then my brain kicked in and reminded me we don’t have a light brown interior and I’d better get the frack out of this vehicle before somebody shoots me. Luckily the owner didn’t castch me because judging by how far the seat was back, this person must have been quite large.
My first clue should’ve been that the vehicle was unlocked and I always lock the car.
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Back in the day I’ve done the “try to open door” thing before, but never got inside and for sure never had someone in it while I did it.
Now, in HEB parking lot, it’s “click the beeper” to find the truck, and only once has another guy been doing the same at the same time which confused the hell out of both of us for a minute.
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Is this shit happening everywhere, all the time, but we’re only now seeing it because it’s become fashionable?
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I will offer $10 to anyone who can prove that I’m not in possession of the Holy Grail.
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Jeopardy owes Cliff Clavin some serious money, with interest and all…they’ve still not proven that any of those 3 people were ever in his kitchen.
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Mike Pillow is just one of the people still on Dominion’s hit list. All of them are basically fucked and the Fox settlement proves that.
Meanwhile, on Earth 2, MAGAfolk have embraced the notion that Dominion settled, because they have no case. I have no case either, but no one is lining up to give me three quarters of a billion dollars.