The Asswipes from Arlington @ Astros, May 19, 2022

And Bregman trying to take 3rd when the ball was in left field - didn’t end the inning but still squashed a rally.

I have no idea what that means, but I love salsa.

Bergman’s side gigs.

Ah. I don’t have a side gig driving in runs either, so I’m right there with him on that.

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Neris! Strikes out the side in the 8th

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Some insurance would be nice, Mr. Peña

Two on for Chas. 1 out.

Sborz over 30 pitches, can’t find the zone.

Double steal!

Bases drunk for Siri

Well that was ugly.

Siri carved the fuck up

Overmatched. Even with the LHP I was hoping to see Brantley PH. Or Yuli.

Maldonado with a 3-run double!

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Sweet at bat, waiting for the one mistake pitch he could hit.

Altuve with his fourth hit of the night

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Altuve was motoring.

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Bregman. Redeem thyself.

He was sniffing that fourth hit

33rd four hit game of his career, one off of Astro‘s record held by Biggio