The Asswipes from Arlington @ Astros, May 19, 2022

Anybody know where Otto went to high school?

Baseball-reference.com says Concordia Lutheran in Tomball.

Jeez, that was terrible, Maldy

They also said it 47 times on the broadcast.

51 I think. If it were a drinking game, I’d be under the table.

Sorry, I haven’t been listening carefully. I should have figured out that wily Neil was being sarcastic.

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Swinging at ball 1, after Otto just walked Siri on 4 pitches. Grrr

I don’t recall Framber throwing 96 mph last year. Great game by Framber.

forgot about those. LOL

Bregman is completely lost right now.

Altuve with a leadoff double, but Bregman punches out

I don’t think he scares anybody anymore.

He hasn’t for three years.

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What the fuck, Altuve?

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Alvarez flies to shallow LF, Altuve has his head up Siri’s ass and takes off and is easily doubled off of 2B

I guess Altuve was tired of standing on second

So idiot base running has ended innings at 2B and 3B tonight.

Neris in

Don’t forget about Bregman getting nailed at third.

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Have you developed a salsa and horse race stable, buddy?

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