Texans 2024

Jags will get the ball back with about 1:05 left.

Most embarrassing win in recent memory.

No, they wonā€™t. I am shocked they didnā€™t throw the ball on third down.

Crisis averted. I was braced for the worst.

A win is a win, but this team is all kinds of fucked up in every phase of the game.

Iā€™m willing to give the defense some latitude due to injuries and ejections and so on, but the offense gets worse week to week and that is just not acceptable.

Beats the heck out of losing to the Titans

In case you actually needed numerical evidence:

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If it where plotted on a graph, it would be more obvious that itā€™s a total outlier on the shit side.

Thatā€™s a discontinuity.

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Honestly? Iā€™m surprised itā€™s only 30%. Iā€™ve been saying that this OL is worse than 2002ā€™s and Iā€™m pretty sure this seals it.

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AKA: The Fuck Around and Find Out graph

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These fucking idiots are almost 20% worse than the next worse team. That is incredible. I donā€™t know what more you need to fire everyone in charge.

Thereā€™s a 5% difference from 1 to 19. Thereā€™s a 5% difference between 31 and 32. The more I think about this the more insane it gets.

No, it is not worse than '02s.

Dazzling incompetence.

Outstanding consistency.

Moving 26 yards in 6 minutes is really quite something.

The defense bails out the putrid defense. 224 yards total offense today.

It is absolutely unconscionable that the Texans win by a single score having won the turnover battle 4-0, just mind boggling offensive incompetence.