Texans 2024

I don’t understand the Jags going for two there.

There is nothing to understand beyond Pederson being a moron.

Oh fuck, coach…you gotta get 4th and an inch

Don’t bother fucking rushing the passer

Mac Jones gonna break the Texans’ heart?

Shaping up that way.

This is too fucking easy.

This is a fucking embarrassment.

Pretty embarrassing. Watching this shit offense do this to you.

If you’re not going to bother to play defense I have no idea why you punt on 4th and less than a yard.

That play may end up being the reason they miss the playoffs.

The Jaguars have more yards, more offensive plays and more yards per play. Again, if that doesn’t tell someone that this team is fucked then I don’t know what possibly could.

Epic fucking collapse in progress.

I’m actively rooting for the Texans to lose every game in the most embarrassing possible way so that they clean house at the top.

Why do you think they would ever do that?

And there’s that stupid fucking pitch sweep on first down. Again.

I’m an eternal optimist. But the answer is that they will most certainly not fire anyone if they back into the playoffs and get their ass handed to them by a wildcard team.

Well, this is as embarrassing as my imagination can conceive

And that same stupid fucking play again.

You’re as imaginative as Slowik.