Texans 2023

Gonna be a long season for Stroud. He’s gonna get creamed on every single play, as the Texans have not addressed the single most glaring weaknesses in offense. Plus the other team doesn’t have to cover downfield and can rush nine guys.

Missing your starting RT and C doesn’t help things.

How does the defense get called for an illegal block?

You can’t take out a blocker below the knees when you’re outside the OT-box, apparently

Not Texans, but Bijan just broke some ankles and scored his first TD.

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That was a rhetorical question.

This is patently untrue. They awarded Tunsil the largest contract in the known universe.

The good news: Stroud completed his second pass on third down. The bad news: it was for -2 yards.

This offense is absolutely putrid

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And as a Coog fan, i speak as an aficionado of shit offense.

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The defense hasn’t been terrible, but they’re gonna be gassed mid-2Q

That’s as bullshit a PI call as you’ll ever see.

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The holding call was terrible, too. Ultimately it’s not going to matter, but this insult to injury is annoying.

How is that not grounding?

ETA: ok, they finally got it.

Early impressions are that the defense will be at least average and maybe even pretty good. The offense, they’re going to have to improve on what we’ve seen so far just to be better than last year’s.

A first down!!!

Let’s go home now.

It’s amazing what you can do when you get 4-5 yards on first down.

Pierce appears to still be a bright spot.

Coaching not a bright spot. Still having trouble getting plays in on time.

By the time other pieces are in place, he’ll be past his prime. RBs are like avocados.

Or bananas.