Texans 2022

But the Broncos are trying to stupid their way to a loss.

They can’t do that to our games! Only we can do that to our games!

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I remember Spurrier punting on 3rd down just to spite his offense. Which is a different kind of stupid.

The Broncos have way more talent than the Texans, but they’re a fucking train wreck.

Denver is horribly coached. Just a trainwreck in all facets.

Hackett makes David Culley look like Vince Lombardi.

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There would be no funnier outcome than the Broncos getting a FG and the Texans getting another tie.

I’ve never heard NFL fans counting down the playclock because of incompetence

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I do that all the time. At least I used to. Watson was awful about not being aware of the play clock.

The play clock, personal boundaries, consent laws…

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Someone needs to explain to Mills that he can’t complete a pass if he never lets go of the ball.

And this offensive line is a fucking sieve.

Dude went to Stanford. You’d think he could handle the concept.

I get that the sum of his weaponry is Brandin Cooks. But he’s got to get rid of the ball.

I just don’t get why, with the game on the line in the 4Q, the Texans insist on featuring Rex Fucking Burkhead

Because they don’t dare let Mills throw the ball?

I understand they don’t have any receivers. Mills has to thread a needle every single pass because no receiver can get open. But you don’t let Burkhead touch the ball in the 4Q.

I thought Pep Hamilton was some sort of offense guru, but he’s been positively awful at play calling. Coaching lost this game, both Hamilton and Smith.

Never trust a man named Pep unless he’s trying to help Friday crack a case.

I don’t know what undercover rock you crawled out from under, but there’s a dress code for detectives in robbery/homicide: clean, pressed trousers, sport coat or suit and leather shoes, preferably polished to a high shine.

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Texans fans know this feeling