Texans 2022

Going to be a ghost town.

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All tied up at the half 14-14. Pierce is good.

Hilarious.

And i do not like the style of that Yellowstone furniture.

Hey! Where is everybody???

I don’t know, maybe Davis Mills, the worst out of the pocket quarterback I have ever seen, isn’t the final answer.

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This November, the Astros have 3 wins while the Texans and Rockets have 2 between them.

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Looks like the Austin CBS station has officially given up on the Texans, I’m actually surprised it took this long.

Yeah, looking at the score so far, doesn’t seem like starting the backup was much of a spark.

Worst record/first pick is getting closer and closer.

I wish that were more encouraging.

This is the dilemma. The GM they have is a fucking idiot. In his two years he has made the team worse with the things he has done. He didn’t have a lot of margin to the downside, but he found it. And it’s pretty remarkable, really, that the Texans seem to be the only team in the league that hasn’t yet figured out that the Patriots ‘magic’ doesn’t travel. At all. Ever. Maybe one day some bright lights can get together and try to figure out why that might be, but in the mean time, not only have the Texans not learned that, with their GM hire they doubled down on it. They’d tried O’Brien and had a pretty close up look at how that played out. And then they went out and deliberately did it again, this time at the GM level.

Think about what that says about the quality of thinking, the level of creativity by the organization’s decision makers. The Texans are going to take over for the Lions. They will be thoroughly terrible and totally irrelevant for the next 30 years.

Don’t worry, they’ll find a way to blame this on Davis Mills.

Got outplayed by Miami. Literally. We gained 32 yards and they ran 44 plays.

Will they manage to gain a full Yordan today?

They might not gain a full Altuve.

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It is absolutely incredible that Pep Hamilton has an NFL coordinator job. Only in Necktown, obviously.

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If he’d taken a photo looking south rather than southwest we could get a look at what Hudson’s up to.

I’m just hoping for a happy ending.

I assumed we would have the Texans forced on us today in Austin, but we’re getting Titans@Eagles and Jets@Vikings for the early games. It’s a Christmas miracle!