Sea Hags @ Astros, May 3, 3024

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Wow. What monumental dick stomping by the Mariners.

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Julio Jedi mind tricked into running

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They been Keystone Copping the whole game.

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What a terribly played game so far by the M’s. Hate to see it.

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The Mariners make the Astros look like a bunch of base running savants.

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It’s that strong hand at the helm.

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Pressly tried to fuck that up nine ways to Sunday, but the Mariners said “hold my beer”.

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I just noticed that I screwed up the title to this thread. But it’s nice to think that they’ll still be playing baseball in 1,000 years.

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You’re killing me, Hader

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You fucking son of whore, THROW STRIKES!!!

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There you go.

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Winner!

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Yes!!!

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Alright, we’ve matched last year’s home record against these guys!

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Not exactly textbook efficiency out of the back end of the pen but mark it down as a win nevertheless.

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Big win.

Though, I’d really like to not walk people in the ninth inning of a save opportunity.

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Beggars over there, choosers over here.

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While true, I don’t think it’s asking too much of my $95 million closer to not put the tying run on base with a walk and go 3-2 on the next hitter.

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Astros won!!!

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Trust me, my stomach prefers clean 9th innings too.