Sea Hags @ Astros, May 3, 3024

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

Now would be a great time for Yordan to find his power stroke.

[chuck (Triple Super Secret Pope)]

I would IBB Yordan here without a second thought.

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

@chuck

I would IBB Yordan here without a second thought.

He basically did.

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

I see a pop-up in the near future.

[outlawscotty (Clarence Worley)]

Nope

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

I hope I’m wrong but recent history tells me otherwise.

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

@Col.SphinxDrummond

I see a pop-up in the near future.

I hope Bregman shoves your vision where the sun doesn’t shine.

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

@DVauthrin

@Col.SphinxDrummond

I see a pop-up in the near future.

I hope Bregman shoves your vision where the sun doesn’t shine.

Me too.

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

I guess my crystal ball needs cleaning.

[chuck (Triple Super Secret Pope)]

Wow, best case scenario there.

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

That was a ballsy take. I’ll take it.

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

Umpire is squeezing Seattle a bit here. I’ll take it.

[chuck (Triple Super Secret Pope)]

Guy can’t find the strike zone and Peña strikes out on strike one.

[AstrosFanInBigD]

Yeah Jeremy couldn’t pick up the fact that his two swings and misses were on pitches heading for his right shoulder.

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

Peoria looks like a whole lot of fun.

[austro (Mark)]

Cool. Let’s put Rojas on in front of Rodriguez.

[chuck (Triple Super Secret Pope)]

The shift!

[HudsonHawk]

Fucking hell, Pressly

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

Dammit Pressly

[austro (Mark)]

In Stephenson’s Cryptonomicon some characters have been at sea for a while in a barely seaworthy vessel that the characters hate, and at last it meets its end, and as it’s going down one of the characters starts yelling “Abandon shit! Abandon shit!”. I can’t really explain why, but I found that to be one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time.