Royals at Astros, 7/6/22

Javier throwing absolute pus.

5-1

Fucking Christ, Javier. Why not just put it on a fucking tee next time? That shitball was right down the fucking middle with 2 strikes.

A little bit in his defense, he’s had to throw it through a fucking donut. Twice he’s struck Benintendi out and got fucked. There’s two runs right there.

KC’s scrub had managed that donut just fine

It’s bedtime

That’s because the Astros are taking meatballs and swinging at sliders that bounce three feet in front of the plate.

Top 4 - Javier wraps two K around a beautiful barehand play by Bregman

Okay. Chip away and keep chipping.

Yordan bloops a double down the LF line
Bregman walks on 3-2
Tucker muscles a single up the middle, Alvarez scores, Bregman to third. Astros trail 5-2
Diaz bounces to third, contact play on, Bregman stays in the rundown long enough to get runners to 2nd and 3rd
Meyers bounces to short on 3-2, Diaz holds, Yordan scores. Astros trail 5-3
Chas walks on 4 pitches
Maldonado flies to RF

End 4, 5-3 Royals

Top 5
Top of the lineup goes K, 6-3, BB, F7

Bot 5:
Dubón pops to short LF
Peña K
Yordan bounces 3-1

End 5, Royals 5-3

Fucking hell Abreu, somewhere in the same zipcode as the fucking plate, please.

Top 6:

Time for Abreu’s Control Adventures

Lead off walk
5-4-3 DP, Diaz barely stays on the bag
Sharp 5-3

Good work. Still 5-3

See what Yordan has to say about this.

Diaz finds the Crawford Boxes.

Bot 6:
Bregman grounds to third on the first pitch.
Tucker rolls over on the second pitch
Diaz golfs one for a Crawford Boxes special! Astros trail 5-4

Pitching change

Didn’t love the leadoff walk but I loved that Dusty sent Abreu back out there in that spot.

Still Bot 6:

Jake breaks his bat just over the first baseman for a single
Chas walks on 3-1
Maldonado walks on 3-2
Dubón bounces for the 4u inning ender.

End 6, Royals lead 5-4

I will never understand not being able to throw strikes, at all.

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Top 7:

Abreu walks the lead off man. Again.
Bouncer to third but the hop precludes a DP, force at second

Stanek in for Abreu