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What the fuck happened to his foot?
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Every Astro not on the injured list take one step forward oh god no they all just broke their ankles.
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It’s broken.
Is this a statement of fact based on any reliable source or is this just you opining?
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Unbelievable
Poor Lance.
Probably just playing the odds
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Sorry, that was just my first thought with the way it’s going this season.
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I think he hurt it watching a home run fly out of the park.
I don’t know who’s next up in Sugar Land but they better have their Uber app open.
In better news, Paredes will DH tonight.
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Great Fn news!
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George Costanza called up to replace McCullers.
I don’t think it’s a coincidence that LMJ is going back on the IL just as Stanton comes off. Conservation of something or other.
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From the presser:
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Sprained his toe lifting weights? Sounds like a treadmill accident.
Shut your mouth
I actually broke a toe once in the middle of the night by walking into a dumb-bell a roommate hadn’t put up properly, allowing it to roll out on to the middle of the hallway.
You guys need to work on your conspiracy theory interpretation skills. They’ve only said “above the big toe”. That could be anywhere; my bet’s on the elbow.
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