I can’t think of any real comparison to Jokic. The mother fucker averaged a triple double this year (29.6 12.7 10.2). He’s a fucking unicorn.
Who comes close? Nobody. Tim Duncan, if Timmy could shoot the three but he couldn’t or didn’t. And Duncan had better teammates. Joel Embiid is great when he’s healthy but seems to always have some nagging injury. There have been better post players (Hakeem, Shaq, Russell, Wilt) but no center expands out like Jokic. No one.
The James Harden Hall of Fame would be a great name for a strip club
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But you’ll get thrown out because the strippers will keep running into you and telling the bouncers that it’s your fault.
I like that they have the old school Rockets logo at midcourt
I like the logo. I don’t like how they’re playing.
This is not the game the Rockets want. They’re about to get completely run out of the gym.
They’re down 10 and Curry hasn’t scored yet. They’re screwed.
I blame it on the stupid jerseys
also, the Rox might want to hit a layup every now and then
Jalen Green is a pisser.
70 points is not gonna win this game.
They may not get there
Someone forgot to tell them they had a game today. What a fucking shit show.
I hate Draymond Green so, so much
Maybe that will wake their asses up.
Tonight’s Steph Curry will be played by Buddy Hield
I guess Curry doesn’t have to score when Hield has actual fire coming out of every orifice.
Yeah, they’re fucked.
Amen Thompson may have realized he’ll have to turn into Superman
I guess the glass half full interpretation is that it’s only 12.
…and it’s only halftime
Following the worst half of basketball you could possibly imagine. They’re “only” down 12.