I don’t know what happened, but somehow we’re trailing this joke of a team 1-0 after 1 1/2 innings.
BB to Walker, F8 by Meyers, 4-6-3 GIDP by Caratini puts a quick end to the 2nd inning.
Oh good, we’ve got an umpire who doesn’t understand the strike zone.
What happened was Lance walked someone and then a regular single to right got past an oddly positioned Cam Smith and the runner scored easily from first.
Lance walks two more, two more score on another single. I hope no one put money on the Astros this game.
6-3, 2B, BB, BB, F6, 1B (2 RBI), 4-3.
Lance is trailing 3-0 and has thrown ~65 pitches. This has the makings of giant turd.
Man, these marketing people are fucked.
If this team is trying to win they have to find someone better than Melton. He may be a big league player someday, but that day is not today, or tomorrow.
Goooooooooollllllllllll
That infield hit elevated him to .024 below the Walker Line.
Maybe it wouldn’t be so glaring if there weren’t so, so many guys the team needs to produce who are badly underperforming. I know it’s early and it’s not quite as simple to pick up spare major league talent for nothing, but Brown needs to find a major league outfielder somewhere.
Sousa marches through the 6th at the double quick step.
Gooooolllllll segunnnnnddoooooo!
Panama’s outscoring the Astros.
Goddamn gidp.
Gooooolllllllllll
Keep this up and we might outscore Switzerland.
Holy shit this team sucks. This is the second time in recent memory that they’ve fucked up a play where they had a runner picked off first.
I could not have told you Phil Humber was an Astro on a bet.
Glad to see Paredes take third on that
Another stellar AB by Walker.