Abreu gives up a solo homer, 6-5 Reds
Our bullpen is so broken.
Yeah, I have those, and also the old glass bowl kind with the ribbed thing sticking up in the center. He made me think of an electric countertop juicer type thing. You never know with these Cali folk.
The whole team is. These are the times that try men’s souls
Fits right in with the rest of the team.
Someone should tell the radio producer that Everclear’s Father of Mine is about a deadbeat dad and not appropriate bumper music for a Father’s Day broadcast.
Yikes.
Only song I know of theirs is Santa Monica, and it’s still a fun jam all these years later.
It’s up there with playing Hallelujah at a funeral.
Middle of eight…6-5 Reds
Offense, Defense, Starting Pitching, Relief Pitching.
You can have 2 any game.
As Mom and Dad often told you, “way to fuck things up for everyone.”
They used to run a jeans commercial (Wrangler?) during Astros games, very all-American patriotic vibes, playing “Fortunate Son” over it. The commercial ended right before the first “it ain’t me.”
Altuve, pinch hitting for Maldonado…strikes out swinging at slop
Dubon strikes out swinging at slop
Bregman flies out
This team is hard to watch
About to get swept at home by the Cincinnati Reds. Yuck.
Alex not making much of a case for that extension.
Pressly in for the 9th…
Good grief, he’s had two extra base hits and scored two runs today. He hit that ball well. He ain’t been the problem today.
The Astros should seriously consider being sellers at the deadline.