That actually sounds pretty tasty
Leadoff shiftfuck bunt infield single
3-0: bunt.
Ok.
I have never seen a 3-0 bunt single. Tip your cap. That was beautiful actually.

3-0: bunt.
Ok.
Certainly an unusual choice.
God fucking damnit I’m so fucking tired of 2-0 counts on EVERY GODDAMN BATTER.
HBP puts two on, nobody out
Nevermind - humor is no bueno
This version of Cristian Javier makes me sad.
Jeebus, that had to hurt
Fly ball…Sox on the corners, one out…
Javier has been living dangerously since mid June, Kalas.
Huge strikeout.
Javier pulls another rabbit. 4-3
Devers had a tremendous chew in his mouth for that K.
Whew.
I will be at the game tomorrow for “team building”. Which will include free suds. Hopefully I can make a difference.
Ok, Altuve, get us started
Altuve…full count…doesn’t get us started
Bregman draws a 1-out walk