Red Sox at Astros, 8/21/23

Yordan with an RBI knock!

Astros take the lead

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I have a real craving to see Yordan destroy a baseball

Yordan!!!

Keep the line moving, Chas!

Chas
runners on the corners, one out


Chas jeebus, Chas. That was awful. Hacking at everything.

Fuck that first strike.

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Ok, Yainer. Just because the pitcher throws it doesn’t mean you necessarily have to swing at it

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Diaz swings at everything.

But a good 3-run inning. After two
4-3 Astros

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Diaz has less plate discipline than Jeremy Peña.

He makes Altuve look ultra selective. Which is really hard to do.

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So I move we make the third man the Official Cocktail of OWA.

1-out single

Casas went and got that high fastball.

Oh goodie
a 2-out walk

Javier manages another scoreless inning.

4-3 Astros

I think we need to try having you watch the lottery results and send them to me real-time. Can you buy them 30 seconds before the draw? I swear you’re living in the (near) future.

I love the pace of play, but it sure don’t allow for much time at the bar. I go mix another and the Astros are done batting.

It’s his latest cocktail: “Slingshot Around the Sun”. It’s like a Singapore Sling, but at warp speed.

And I’m slowing down posting. Two words: DirecTV

And the really funny part is I’m watching from the patio, which is like 20 seconds behind the TV in the living room.