Punishments are official

Now Trout joins the ranks of the sanctimonious MFers. Fuck him too.

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Holy shit people are stupid.

I mean, Oh no! Please don’t punish us like that! Oh the humanity!

Shouldn’t this be in the And it Gets Even Stupider thread?

Please make this happen

Not sure who looks more idiotic, the person who suggested it or the “national baseball writer” who broadcast it to the masses.

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Ty_in_TampaMichael Tyson

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Not sure who looks more idiotic, the person who suggested it or the “national baseball writer” who broadcast it to the masses.

Trout would help himself more if he left LA, otherwise, shut the piehole

Oh what a tangled web…

This year will be a whole different kind of “Traveling Horseshit Show”.

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I would still go to a game in that scenario. I assume the Astros still have to take the field in order to get the forfeit. Sounds like a hoot!

The reporter is the gatekeeper. Clearly she is the bigger idiot.

For all of LA’s bravado, most recently Justin Turner’s flaying of the commissioner, we don’t play the Dodgers this season. They’ll have to make do with the fantasy league, home of their other recent championships

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Fuck yeah. I’d take it. We’d wrap up the division by May! Dusty wouldn’t be able to wear out our starters. Verlander and Greinke wold be fresh as dasies in October. Injuries would be down. Altuve would get a chance to bat .450.

Dumbasses always gonna dumbass.

Their fans have already promised to take over Anaheim whenever we’re there.

Imagine spending your hard earned money to go Anaheim for a baseball game, not because you love baseball, not because your team is playing but just to boo another team. Kinda sad

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Sure they will. ESPN will probably be trolling the stands offering people $50 to put on a Dodgers jersey for 5 minutes to scream on camera.

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I’m sure this was written by an Astros supporter, I still think he is correct.

Nick Markakis frightens me

Yes, that’s a safe bet:

“To all the Astro haters out there: you can collectively EAD! I hope the bag you eat has an STD that will give you mouth sores so you lose the ability to talk.”