Postseason 2024

Oh, the excuses will be flying like winged monkeys. No doubt he will bring up the Astros more than once. Dee-lishus

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I can agree that Freeman was one of the easiest players to root for on either of those two teams. And even though I preferred that Dodgers win that particular WS matchup, I still firmly believe–and I mean this from the bottom of my baseball-loving soul–that Joe Kelly can go fuck himself.

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The Yankees lose!!! I’m happy!!!

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The Dodgers win!!! I’m unhappy!!!

I think I may be schizophrenic.

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I’ll be flying with one of my good buddies from my new hire class this weekend who is a smack-talking, whiny dojer fan. Ugh.
Pray I don’t punch my buddy in his face while in flight because I know he’s going to be beating his chest and chirpy.

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At least the dojer fans in LA have acquitted themselves well with their behavior celebrating the win.

Just kidding, you know how this story goes.

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Coming soon to a Trump ad near you.

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“Set to the streets in an expression of joy.”
That’s rich.

I just realized, all my life I’ve been expressing my joy wrong. Next time I’m feeling joyous, maybe I’ll start a fire in the middle of my street and turn my neighbor’s lawn mower upside down.

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My team won! I’ll go get my gun!

That reminded me of a Bill Hicks bit. “‘People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, “Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?” Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn’ wanna be ab-duc-ted.” If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.'"

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Here’s a fun coincidence making the rounds:

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Per OptaStats:

The Yankees are the only MLB team to:

blow a 5+ run lead
allow 5+ unearned runs
commit 3+ errors
commit catcher’s interference
commit a balk

…all in the same game, regular season or postseason (since earned runs became an official stat in both leagues in 1913).

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Here is the best part for small-minded, grudge-holding, vindictive me:

The Yankee meltdown in the 5th with a 5-0 lead and two outs started when
COLE DID NOT EVEN TRY TO COVER FIRST BASE ON A ROUTINE GROUND BALL TO RIZZO!

Take that Boras hat and stuff it.

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Despite my Dodger rants to kick this thing off, I find this an acceptable outcome.

Fuck Aaron Boone and especially, fuck Brian Cashman.

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It’s hard to think of a more perfect encapsulation of Gerrit Cole than that. I mean, c’mon!!

For me, as much as I despise the Dodgers, which I certainly do, it seems like more folks are talking about the complete and utter meltdown by the Yankees than the LA team finally winning a proper World Series. That brings me joy.

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For those who missed it:

https://x.com/michaelschwab13/status/1851807303755784490?t=XtQX-ClMMKnE4z2EmdEl9Q&s=19

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Pointing at the bag like “there!..that’s exactly where I should be!” is the icing on the cake. Couldn’t have happened to a bigger dickhead.

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I like to think that he’s yelling “try harder!” to Rizzo.

Cole apologists are blaming Rizzo saying Cole could not have beaten Betts to the bag.