The Mets are plum silly with defense.
Smoltz was at the Algonquin Kids Table.
My only comfort is knowing either the Yankees or Ohtani are gonna have to watch the other team celebrate a World Series win.
I bear zero ill will toward Ohtani. Fuck the Yankees and fuck all of Ohtani’s teammates.
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Channeling Joey Tribiani. What a night for pop culture references.
Ohtani is an insufferable whiny fuckstick. He makes the Dodgers less likeable.
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That was Chandler Bing, you dolt.
Hopefully the loser will lose at home.
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Next you’ll start quoting Hallmark Christmas movies.
At the Stretch…7-4 Dodgers
I’m taking as much Xanax as I can to allow me to root for the Yankees to shit-stomp the Dodgers. That’s just how it is.
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If there were a way for just Ohtani to win it, and nobody else, that’s what I would be in favor of.
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Yes, I’m replying again. I can’t tell you how much I want the Dodgers to suffer. I want that 60-game abomination to be the pinnacle of their success. They can eat shit for the rest of their lives as far as I’m concerned.
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I’d settle for Judge winning one, but Ohtani? I’d rather eat dirt.
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Fuck Aaron Judge.
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I guess no matter what happens, we all lose.
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Ohtani was fine until he became a Dodger. If he was a Yankee I’d fee the same. If he’d have stayed with the Angels I might have had a spot for him. Fuck him.
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If he wasn’t such an insufferable whiny fuckstick, I might too. And then there’s Soto…fuck this series is gonna suck donkey balls.
That is an accurate summary of the situation we find ourselves facing.
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I’m gagging for a Yankees win. I want the Dodgers to suffer all of existence’s worst. There’s nothing that would please me more than a NYY sweep with Roberts getting the can the next day.
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