Jose be hackin
But not runnin
That was a step on your dick inning
Motherfucking Javier THROW FUCKING STRIKES AND STOP FUCKING NIBBLING!
Javier walks the leadoff manā¦again
Leadoff runner on for the Pads has been a theme tonight, 5 in 7 innings and the only one to score was Phamās HR. Living dangerously.
At the Stretchā¦2-1 Astros
Thankfully he got his shit together afterward.
The other theme has been Astros hitters swinging at slop in the dirt.
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Not just in the dirt.
When the revolution comes, people who boo every pickoff throw will be first against the wall.
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After we first take care of the people doing the wave.
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Gotta send Tucker here 3-2
Thank you!
Itās the same people. Round em all up.
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Plus
people who do the wave
people who leave/return to their seats when they shouldnāt
people who reach over for live balls
people who donāt let the home fielders catch balls in the stands
Iām sure thereās others, but that should keep the Terror busy for a month or so.
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A lot of overlap in that list.
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Round em up, line em up, no trip to the gulag, just line up right there against the outfield wall.
Correa intentionally walked to load the bases with two outā¦
FUCK