The person microwaving certain balls earned his salary.
Enjoy.
Bonus Palace content for the first clip.
Oh, the haircuts!
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Hearts fans have won football chanting for all time.
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If ever there were a human terminator, it has to be Haaland, right?
Watching the replay of yesterday’s Australia v England test match (rugby). One of the commentators unfortunately is Austin Healey. He was such an insufferable cunt as a player. I am immediately reminded he’s still an insufferable cunt.
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He’s named after a car. Like Ford Prefect.
Lady Lowe is always good value. A long watch, but thoroughly informative and entertaining.
Courtois putting on a goalkeeping clinic in this Real Madrid match against Liverpool.
Not sorry.
That tifo was epic.
Anthony Taylor just fucked Brugge by waving off the go-ahead goal that Brugge tapped in after a massive fuck-up by the Barcelona keeper. These clubs who insist on using the keeper as a ball distributor deserve every clown goal that they give up.
Clough was a character who stood head and shoulders above everyone in an era of characters. His autobiography is a fantastic read, chock full of hilarious stories, personal flaws (he drank his way through two livers) and all laced with his signature self/over-confidence.
I hated when Palace played his teams because they had the ability, from seemingly nothing, to slice you up like a ninja. I got the learn the warning sign. Palace were set defensively and Clough’s midfielder had the ball at his feet 30 yards for goal. No danger there really, but then the midfielder would look up. A series of lightning quick passes followed and our goalie was picking the ball out of the net.
Palace vs. AZ Altmaar is mental. They started at a brisk pace, but did not trouble us while we figured them out.
Since then we have hit the post, hit the crossbar, had a penalty saved and seen a great save by their keeper. Completely mental.
After a loooooong VAR check - during which time the HF thought it a good idea to sing the “Fuck UEFA” song - Palace 1-0.
All Palace now.
Halftime, 2-0 Palace. Could easily be 2 or 3 more.
Against the flow of play, AZ ride a series of ricocheted passes to get a shot on goal that is deflected past Henderson.
2-1.
…and then Sarr restores the 2-goal lead with his 2nd of the night. A classic of the Sarr catalog: Mateta brings the ball down around the centre spot, pivots and feeds a flying Sarr who outpaces the entire AZ defense to slot comfortably past their keeper.
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Good night for the Palace.
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Burnley takes the lead at the Taxpayer Stadium. I can smell the boiling piss from here. 
The Afro is now officially “epic”.