Bournemouth players are having a side competition for the most insolent penalty.
Fun round of kicks, there were a couple early on that I don’t think I’d seen before
Oh yeah, soccer “fights” are always hilariously fun.
Self quote ftw
Man City score in time added on to the first half against Plymouth Argyle to make the score 1-1.
Yes, you read that right.
Mateta received 25 stitches to his left ear and has been discharged from hospital.
That’s good. As good as can be hoped for.
What should I look for in the match this morning?
Brighton to lose in the most soul-crushing manner possible.
Speaking of incredibly terrible officiating, the Red Wings got absolutely butt fucked by the refs last night in their Stadium Series game. Tie game with 2 minutes left and somehow this isn’t a high stick: https://x.com/DetroitPodcast/status/1896022760587214940?s=19
that was just the dumbest red card you’ll ever see
Which team am I supposed to hate less?
Hard to say. One is an inorganic construct, created with unlimited money from an evil regime…and the other is Newcastle.
Followed by the 2nd dumbest yellow/red card you’ll ever see
OK, that was brilliant.
I like Newcastle Brown, so I’ve kinda been rooting for them
What a save
Newcastle Brown, I’m tellin’ ya, it can sure smack you down.
Clean your pipes better than Draino.
Not sure why this fixture has been given such a sweet time slot. Two teams who lost 2-0 at home to Crystal Palace. But here we are.