I’ll be taking these Huggies…and whatever cash you got.
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“If you try any preversions in there I’ll blow your head off.”
A surgeon I know told this story:
During a case there was an important vessel that was difficult for his assistant to see on the opposite side of the table. He placed a tie around the vessel and pulled it back and forth so the assistant could see and said "shaking that bush now, boss " then he asked the entire OR staff if anyone knew what movie that was from.
There was a long silence then one of the techs just meekly said “Showgirls?”
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“You’ll have to answer to the Coca Cola Corporation.”
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What is “30 days of night” for a dollar, Alex?"
Movie is set in an actual town in alaska that was called Barrow but is now something much more challenging to pronounce. Had family who used to live up there, but they were more bothered by the polar bears than the vampires, who are much easier to kill.
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“60% of the time it works every time.”
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“What we got here, is a failure to communicate.”
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Might be an obvious one but one of my very favorite movie quotes is “My name is Zoot. Just Zoot.”
That reminded me of this one:
Denver : [to Alias] What’s your name, boy?
Alias : Alias.
Denver : Alias what?
Alias : Alias anything you please.
Denver : What do we call you?
Alias : Alias.
Beaver : Hell, let’s call him Alias!
Alias : That’s what I’d do.
Denver : Alias it is.
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George Hanson: Yes! It would be a devastin’ blow to our antiquated systems. So, now Venutians are mating with people in all walks of life in an advisory capacity. For once, man will have a god-like control over his own destiny. He will have a chance to transcend and to evolve with some equality for all.
Captain America: How was your joint, George?
Frankly “Mo Cuishle”, I don’t give a damn.
So to close out this thread…I went with “Please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater. And help yourself to whatever you’d like”.
We had the contest yesterday. I won. Not for my quote, but for guessing the most correct answers.
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