NOT THE NINTH!!
This is from … Matilda.
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Top people.
You mean TOP men, right?
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Also…
I’m in Delaware.
I don’t deserve to die like this!
Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.
Those aren’t pillows.
‘No, but they’ll do,’ said JD with newfound confidence.
There was some vampire movie twelve years or so ago where vampires descended on some remote Alaska town on the darkest day of winter. I never saw the movie, but in the trailer there’s a bit where some poor human victim yells “oh god!” and a vampire replies “no god!” For some reasons, it’s become a catch phrase among a certain set of friends.
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That’ll do, pig.
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Along those same lines we used “Lawnmower man’s in your head now” anytime we were making a ridiculous statement.
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Gumball!
We’re coming for you, Barbara.
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.
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“Isn’t all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed? The difference is that all men go eventually, but I go six o’clock tomorrow morning. I was supposed to go at five o’clock, but I have a smart lawyer. Got leniency.”
Are you calling me on a cellular phone? I don’t know you. Who is this? Don’t come here, I’m hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!
Hello, boys. Did you miss me? I missed you. Work, work, work.
Excuse me, gentlemen, but the affairs of state must take precedence over… the affairs of state.
Good morning, ma’am. Isn’t it a lovely morning?
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“It’s all ball bearings these days.”
“I love the smell of Orangewhoopass in the morning”
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