So we’re having a movie quote “Guess Who” contest at the office. You submit a movie quote anonymously, and then everyone tries to guess who submitted it. I’m looking for your suggestions. I can hardly wait.
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Denzel in Training Day. I dares ya.
Alonzo Harris –
Awwww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I’m putting cases on all you bitches! Huh. You think you can do this shit. Jake! You think you can do this to me?! You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you! SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown! I’m the man up in this piece! You’ll never see the light of……who the fuck do you think you’re fucking with? I’m the police, I run shit around here. You just live here! Yeah, that’s right, you better walk away! Go on and walk away, 'cause I’m gonna burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain’t got shit on me! That’s right, that’s right. Shit, I don’t, fuck. I’m winning anyway, I’m winning… I’m winning any motherfucking way. I can’t lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can’t kill me.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
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Everything will be alright in the end. If it is not yet alright, it is not yet the end. (Spoken in a distinctive Indian accent.)
“OK, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelet…plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, butter or lettuce. And a cup of coffee. Now, all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich and you haven’t broken any rules.”
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How many assholes do we have on this ship anyway?
YO!
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Trying to come up with Hudsonian quotes:
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Did IQs drop sharply while I was away?
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I do not think it means what you think it means.
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What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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I’d like a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich…and a steak sandwich.
I would agree with you if you were right.
Hey man, there’s a beverage here!
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“Um, it-- it-- it’s a hat. You don’t have to wear it or anything.”
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c458cb9e-9c0a-44b3-aeca-34bd27e4fb8a
Aside: did you ever see “Frailty”
Other aside: You’re stewed, buttwad
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“Ok, you die. She walks out of here with a severe limp.”
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Mind if we dance with your dates?
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“Whoopee-fuckin’-do. Hey, I’m impressed.”
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“I’m too old for this shit.”
What do I win?
set of steak knives
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“First place is an El Dorado. You wanna see second place? A set of steak knives. Third place is, you’re fired.”
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“you see this watch?”
I know we’re not supposed to do this…but here’s the whole scene
Who wore it better?
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