My god I’ve never seen this before in my life. Let me get a couple of drinks and then it’s on.
I absolutely love when Baldwin reverts to Alway Be Closing instead of Always Be Cobbling.
I was really hoping for movie quotes.
I world have liked to have seen Montana.
“Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?”
“I know it was you, Hudson”
“Came this close to buying this place, til I learned Hopalong Cassidy killed himself here. Bow & arrow very weird.”
“…like tears in rain.”
“Watch your cigarettes with this guy, Jack!”
“I’m nice men.”
“The world needs ditch diggers too!”
“Drafted. Graduated. Disengaged. Y’all know what this means, don’t you? Gotta go dig up Dom.”
“You think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?”
I fucking hate the Eagles, man
“Any of you boys seen an aircraft carrier around here?”
“That’s no moon.”
“Many shubs and zules knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the sloar that day, I can tell you.”
“We don’t gnaw on our kitty. Not even a little.”
“You tell your old man to drag Lanier and Walton up and down the court for 45 min.”
“My life was fine until that no talent ass-clown started winning Grammies.”
“It was James.”
“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
“I’m from the company, but I’m really an ok guy.”
“There are three kinds of suns in Kansas: sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.”
I thought about this one right away. That might be a giveaway though.
A quote from Fandango is always welcome. I may have to go with
“Innocent critters, squashed on the highway of life!”