Alvarez singles, Brantley to 3B
Sometimes shifting a 3B to the 2B area isnât the best idea.
Tucker lines out at the LF wall. Through threeâŠ2-1 still
That pitch to Tucker could not have been any more in the center of the plate. Sigh
Yuli with a leadoff double off the top of the wall in LCF
Peña flies out to RF, but Yuli moves to 3B, one out
Productive outs are cool
Now Chas up, infield inâŠdonât stomp your dick this time.
Chas commences to stomp his dick. Hacking at pitches at his back ankle. Just brutal.
Chaz McCormick, professional not RBI getter.
That was fucking awful⊠again.
Chas has struck out twice and swung at 1 strike tonight.
Maldonado bunts the first pitch, 5-3 and another rally killed by McCormick
2-1 Marlins.
Astros are 1 for 8 with RISP and that hit did not plate a run.
I suppose being named âJazz Chisholmâ is better than âJizz Chasmâ.
tonight, Chas Jizzhole
4-1 Marlins as Jizz goes yard again tonight.
Just another middle of the plate FB
Just popping in here to say that I absolutely loathe this type of baseball. All runs in the game scored via the HR. Bleh.
Walk ends Garciaâs night. Maton in
Contact from McCormick would have fixed that. But alasâŠ