Marlins @ Astros, June 10, 2022

Alvarez singles, Brantley to 3B

Sometimes shifting a 3B to the 2B area isn’t the best idea.

Tucker lines out at the LF wall. Through three
2-1 still

That pitch to Tucker could not have been any more in the center of the plate. Sigh

Yuli with a leadoff double off the top of the wall in LCF

Peña flies out to RF, but Yuli moves to 3B, one out

Productive outs are cool

Now Chas up, infield in
don’t stomp your dick this time.

Chas commences to stomp his dick. Hacking at pitches at his back ankle. Just brutal.

Chaz McCormick, professional not RBI getter.

That was fucking awful
 again.

Chas has struck out twice and swung at 1 strike tonight.

Maldonado bunts the first pitch, 5-3 and another rally killed by McCormick

2-1 Marlins.

Astros are 1 for 8 with RISP and that hit did not plate a run.

I suppose being named “Jazz Chisholm” is better than “Jizz Chasm”.

tonight, Chas Jizzhole

4-1 Marlins as Jizz goes yard again tonight.

Just another middle of the plate FB

Just popping in here to say that I absolutely loathe this type of baseball. All runs in the game scored via the HR. Bleh.

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Walk ends Garcia’s night. Maton in

Contact from McCormick would have fixed that. But alas