Astros wearing the Monday clown suits. Hopefully it’s better than last time.
T1:
Mariners get a hit, but a 3-6-3 double play ends the inning.
Altuve draws a 4-pitch walk in his first at bat back.
Welcome back Jose!
After five straight balls, Brantley takes a strike at his eyes. Wow.
Brantley singles to RF, first two Astros on
B1:
Bregman nubs one towards 1B, Astros at 2B and 3B for Alvarez
Alvarez strikes out swinging
B1:
Gurriel bounces out weakly 4-3
After one…Astros already 0-3 w/RISP and 6 LOB.
With two on, not Bregman, Alvarez or Gurriel could hit the ball past the infield grass.
That was pretty amazingly fucking awful from Bregman, Yordan and Yuli.
Hit the ball a combined 130 feet.
2-out shiftfuck single, gunned down by the Machete!
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Machete!
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B2:
Tucker reaches on E5 by Toro.
For now, it was ruled a hit.
How the hell is that even in the discussion for a hit?
A GZ error, which is all that matters.
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Kalas was asking the same thing on the broadcast.
For fuck’s sake, you bunch of wet goddamn noodles. CRUSH MISTAKES, STOP SWINGING BEHIND FAT PITCHES!
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Only three LOB this inning. No score after two.