“All I’m saying is…”
Just ask yourself, Who had the most to gain?
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This is the best post you’ve made in a month!
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Tyson Chicken?
Big Chicken is always lurking in the shadows.
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This sort of take might be more accepted on r/astros. Here? Read more, post less.
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I am late to this party, but you are a fucking idiot and a troll. Go away.
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This.
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I think Tucker was abducted by aliens who extracted his WAR and inserted it into genetically modified corn. Expect to see a crop of new MLB players from Iowa in the next generation.
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He does look like a cornstalk.
I think he’s been abducted by the children of the corn.
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I leaned it from watching you, DAD!
What are your thoughts on dinosaurs and oil?
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but you can’t trade a player on the IL
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“Many people are saying…”
Towlie was a Nobel economist compared to this shit.
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Loperfido does have more hits this week than Tucker does.
It’s simple math.
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He’s talking about Luperfido. He thinks Luperfido is just as good, if not better, than Tucker. He was very excited about Luperfido and the Astros went and traded him instead of Tucker. They had to because no one would take Tucker since he had a bad 2023 postseason. He’s not worried about Loperfido.
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