Here David, I made you a template:
I’m sick and tired of (Shitty Opposing Pitcher) and his (bloated ERA here) looking like CY Young against the Astros.
Here David, I made you a template:
I’m sick and tired of (Shitty Opposing Pitcher) and his (bloated ERA here) looking like CY Young against the Astros.
Fuck
This game is already starting to stink like a “typical shitty team beats the Astros ass” kind of game.
He’s had an ERA under 3 since his 1st 3 MLB starts in May (got bombed and sent down after those, came back up in July)
I guess Jones couldn’t get that one either.
Now we need the template that says:
Astros’ pitchers stop pitching to Salvador Perez.
Trying to decide which of the 3 orange/white shirts I want.
Good at bat, Machete.
They’re running out of mediums.
We need some technology on the corner bags.
Pick up Jose, Uncle Mike.
Swing the fucking bat!
Yuli!
Swing the fucking bat!
Thankfully, he listened.
That ball went 300 feet toward the Crawfords and Kalas was crying yard
Swing the fucking bat !!
Didn’t work that time. Damn.
The radio guys are the anti-TK. The ball is hit into the next county, and they say “that one is pretty deep.”
Good effort, though.
Bagwell’s words ring so true in the AB.
Get ready for FB.
He was looking slider on every pitch.