From sec 126…Go Greinke!! Go Astros!!
Get your shit together, Greinke
The shift giveth!!
Carlos!!! RBI in that glove.
Now I want RBI with the bats.
Carlos!
Dude… Taylor, you’re 6 foot fucking 7. Go to the fence and line it up instead of drifting for 50 feet then looking like a fucking moron.
Oof.
Would like to see that caught.
One run on you, Jones.
Fuck.
Our gloves saved a run in the 1st and cost 1 in the 2nd
Well Taylor you owe us one.
Geez.
That’s terrible.
Strike 3 to Carlos outside?
5 inches in off the plate
Way inside.
Not close.
Correa must’ve fucked this umpires daughter. That wasn’t even close.
The Automated Strike Zone needs to become a reality ASAP
Damn.
Jake smacked it pretty good.
I’m sick and tired of Daniel Lynch and his 5 + ERA looking like Cy Young against the Astros.
He seems to do that regularly. When he makes contact.
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