Inevitable You-Know-Who Thread

Riker’s Island, I believe. At his age, he might be lucky to make it out of there alive.

Might be the safest place for him.

He’s already testified against Trump under oath. Him falling out of a window now simply means that all his statements are admissible with no ability to cross-examine.

House Republicans - fresh off passing their defunding of the IRS (that won’t happen) - are now moving on two bills aimed at abortion. One condemns violence against abortion activists and the other requires the doctor to save the life of any baby born alive from an abortion.

I’m not even sure if either of those things are real, but if this helps lower inflation I’m all for it.

Brexit update:

How it started

How it’s going

Maybe they need a lottery to fund healthcare.

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It’s so bad over there that there is now a majority in favor of rejoining the EU. None of the things that the Brexiteers promised have come to pass, while most/all of the things that Remainers warned about - “Project Fear” as they were branded by the Leave campaign - are happening.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Or death. Win death.

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These people would vote to mandate lead in paint.

Getting (and giving) lung cancer to own the libs.

From the same party that removed the solar panels from the White House when Reagan moved his sorry ass in, and when they took over the House in the early 2000s they changed the cups/plates/cutlery etc in the cafeteria because the Dems had put in all recyclable products but they decided to go back to styrofoam. Killing the planet to own the libs.

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Fucking coward.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/10/us/uvalde-school-massacre-arredondo-interview/index.html

“We have him contained, there’s probably going to be some deceased in there, but we don’t need any more from out here.”

If you leave the kids locked in the room with a gunman, “probably” becomes “definitely”.

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Thanks to libs they can smoke weed I guess.

If both parties would get off their fucking high horses, they could be smoking Cuban puros!

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Just let me keep my gas stove

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No.

How am I supposed to cook a John Cornyn brisket in an electric oven?

So, because he punted and appointed a special counsel to investigate Trump’s mishandling of documents, Merrick Garland is expected to announce at his PC today that he is now appointing one to investigate Biden’s mishandling of documents.

Don’t get me wrong; Biden’s mishandling of documents is bad and needs to be investigated. But because he set the precedent, Garland is now going to have to use a sledgehammer to crack a nut that is already out of its shell.

Totally sane and normal individual.

How do you reform this?

Footage from the 3 January encounter released on Wednesday showed that Keenan Anderson, a 31-year-old high school teacher and father, was begging for help as multiple officers held him down, and at one point said, “They’re trying to George Floyd me.” One officer had his elbow on Anderson’s neck while he was lying down before another Tased him for roughly 30 seconds straight before pausing and Tasing him again for five more seconds.

The body cam footage is beyond disturbing. They held him down and tased him to death.

Oh to be a fly on the wall.

Not only is this guy an inveterate liar, he’s also stupid.