I’m not worried. JFK Jr will save me.
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Look on the bright side: if we do all go tits up today, at least we won’t have to deal with those folks anymore. Of course, if we don’t, then we’ll have to listen to some painfully convoluted bullshit about how we misunderstood what they were saying.
Suckers, my vaccine is an antigen. I’m safe from everything!!!
Sorry, Oct. 10 is Columbus Day in the U.S. and therefore a federal holiday. Covid Poison will have to be delivered Oct. 11.
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Indigenous People’s Day, ‘neck.
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BREAKING: Trump’s legal team.
Here comes the “turtles all the way down” defense: that guy will say that somebody else told him all the files were gone, and so on, ad nauseum.
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An even worse brand of eschatology.
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I’m an IT guy of 25+ years so I’ve had my share of overnight work that involved kicking off a process and ‘monitoring’ it all night. A few years ago my time wastage of choice was youtubing end times videos and let me tell you they don’t waste eyeball time justifying why their last prediction was wrong but telling you why their next one is right and why you should donate.
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There was a fairly popular one about five years ago, they had billboards and everything. There was a middle-aged woman in my little town that jogged by every morning with a home-made T-shirt with the predicted date and the specific end-times message on the back.
I was waiting at a cross-walk one morning when she jogged over and put her back to me. Just as the signal changed I asked her if I could have her stuff on the date after. She flipped me the bird and jogged past.
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If the world is going to end then why in the world is she exercising? She should be eating donuts by the fistful and drinking vodka out of the bottle.
I’m starting to fear that these people might not be so logical after all.
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The last major rapture date saw a bunch of people give away all their stuff and find themselves penniless and homeless when the date came and inevitably went without anyone being taken up. It was incredibly dumb, but you had to admire their commitment.
Those Hale-Bopp people took it to a whole nother level, of course.
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That whole thing was out of this world!
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Jim Jones is still the champ.
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Big time. And he drank the Kool-Aid too.
I doubt that would be true of a current ridiculous cult leader…
Flavor-Aid. The good folks at Kool-Aid have been dogged by this misappropriate for decades now.
And Jones shot himself, too chickenshit to actually drink the poison.
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Damn, I forgot the mail isn’t delivered today. Made that mile drive to the mail box for nothing. Why are we still celebrating Columbus?
Ass kisser gets an ass whuppin’
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Well, fuck, I woke up this morning. Leaves still need to be raked, grass still needs to be cut, bills still need to be paid. What kind of useless clot shot was this, anyway? Maybe there’s some confusion because of the International Date Line?
I’m hungover as hell and have white powder all over everything which is typically not a great sign oh wait it’s sugar.
This is the last time I fall for this shit I’m telling you that right now.
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