All we need is a bloop and a bloop and a bloop and a bloop and a bloop and a blast to have a chance
Top of the order…
Altuve with a leadoff single
Need 37 bloops and 12 blasts to have a chance
Bregman with a knock
Alvarez with an RBI double!
Tucker up with runners at 2B and 3B, represents the tying run…
Tucker gets a 2-0 cookie and pops to shallow LF
Crush that ball, Tucker. Asshole.
If Tucker doesn’t unfuck himself, this team may not win another game.
Abreu grounds out, Bregman scores
Last chance Chas…
4-pitch walk to Chas
Up to Diaz…
2 on, 2 out for Yainer
Make or Break lineup guy is about to make or break this game
And that’s the ballgame
Astros stomp their dicks. 10-8 Royals is your final.
They must like that, it’s becoming a thing.
Time to [throws up in mouth] cheer for the Dodgers … again.
I am so fucking sick of this shit
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What in the literal fuck is this team doing right now?
It’s fucking Harvest and I don’t have time to worry about this bullshit.
That’s not going to matter. The Astros now have to win tomorrow, sweep the Royals and the Mariners next week to have a shot.