Houston Good Guys @ Seattle Slackers, 7/19/24

No easing into the second half this year. Let’s leave these imposters in the dust!

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Your lineup:

Altuve2B R 14 44 15 .306 .815
Bregman3B R 12 47 2 .256 .730
Alvarez, YDH L 19 52 5 .296 .913
Diaz, YC R 7 49 1 .284 .717
Singleton1B L 7 23 0 .242 .694
PeñaSS R 7 41 11 .274 .700
MeyersCF R 10 40 7 .242 .736
Loperfido, JLF L 2 15 2 .273 .750
CabbageRF L 1 8 1 .239 .649
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Will Tucker ever play again?

Never.

He went to live at a nice farm upstate.

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Him and Lance are frolicking in a field as we speak.

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They’re consenting adults, their frolicking is their business.

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Which one of you asked for a post-9 pm start? Don’t you know I’m old?

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Grab the negative and positive terminals of those big-ass batteries, dude!

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I take off for my flight home at 10:05pm. And the game will not have even started.

I grilled a damn good filet mignon tonight. Mrs Hawk made Gorgonzola mashed potatoes. We killed a bottle of Turley Petite Syrah. I’m on to the pre-game cigar and Pinot Noir. Let’s fucking go!

With 1-out, Bregman reaches on an E6

Which Petite? My curtain raiser was an Army Navy followed by a Greyhound. Drinking Petit Chablis from one of my favorite producers (Moreau-Naudet) and grilling a NY Strip. Time to light this firecracker.

Middle of one…no score

You guys have power yet?

Hayne Vinyard 2020. It was damn tasty.

Oh yeah, got power on Tuesday. It went out for about 7 hours again yesterday, but other than that, we’re living the life.

And on the east coast, ferchrissakes!!

Brown needs to get outs with less pitches. Sheesh

Oh man, infanticide. That’s a great wine from a tough vintage. Fucking Glass Fire.