Homeless A's at Astros, 8/23/26

Yordan flies out F7

Paredes!!!

But Paredes homers!

He’s like listening to Pavarotti compared to getting Greg Fucking Abbott every 30 seconds.

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Why can’t they all be like this?

Altuve caught looking

End of four…6-0 Astros

Single and a walk…two Athletics on, nobody out

You think it’s bad now, wait for CFB season.

And the lead is cut in half

Fuck

Jesus fucking Christ Javier, way to twiddledick your way out of qualifying for a win.

A Paxton commercial will make you beg for an Abbott one

2-strike meatball to the nine hitter who has only 9 hits on the season.

That’s all for Javier

Hopefully Eminem had a chance to own it.

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Even this one can’t be like this.

DLS in

And single by Bolte. Four straight A’s have reached

I simply do not understand how letting 2 men on with no outs doesn’t lead to the call to the pen.

The booth wildly confused about Javier struggling after 4 innings of good ball… You know, maybe if fucking half his pitches were completely wasted he’d have more fucking juice and not be at fucking 90 pitches in the 5th.

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Maybe instead of babbling about Javier qualifying for the win Kalas should have focused on his favorite birds.