Homeless A's at Astros, 8/23/26

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No Sunday lineup. Espada isn’t at the park due to a “family emergency” per the booth.

Javier looked pretty good in the 1st: K, F8, K

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Peña with an infield single, Alvarez singles, Peña to 3B

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On the corners for Paredes, who flies out F8, Pena scores

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You mean we’re allowed to score in the 1st?

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A productive out in the first inning?

(Seinfeld voice) Who is this? (/Seinfeld voice)

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Paredes missed a bloop Thing Of Beauty 2B down the RF line by an inch

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Altuve!!

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Holy fuck, that’s a crooked number in the first inning

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I literally hit the live button on SCHN and the first thing I see is Good Vintage Altuve ™.

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Multiple runs, even!

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I’m assuming they’ll need seven or eight more, so let’s it going.

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Kalas immediately talking about absolutely useless stats (Astros are 34-8 when their cleanup hitter drives in a run).

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Varsho with a knock

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Something to tell my great grandchildren about!

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Walker with a soft liner to 2B

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Wade flies out F8

But the Astros grab a quick 3-0 lead

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Had Altuve down 0-2 hacking at breaking balls in the dirt, then decided to throw him a fastball on the inside half. You can’t fix stupid.

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Now please don’t give these runs back, Javier.

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Feel free to pause it until the b2 and we’ll tell you when to go live

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Damn, not sure what Butler was looking for there.